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Pinocchio is the second video of the series Drunk Disney.

Drinks[]

Drank to Time
1 Walt (Disney) 1:00
2 Technicolor James' Drink Attack 1:21
3 Mouths 1:40
4 Cuckoo clocks 1:57
5 Jiminy Cricket 3:10
6 Sexualizing every female character Dave's Drink Attack 4:10
7 Sleeping with puppets 4:25
8 The first day of school 4:46
9 "This puppet thing" 5:49
10 Nose grows 7:06
11 Lampwick 8:19
12 Saying the word "jackass" in G-rated films 9:04
13 Primitive scuba gear 9:43
14 Being a real boy Chelsea's Drink Attack 11:11

What they learnt[]

  • Chelsea: If you are a minor character in a Disney movie and you start turning into a donkey, the plot will never focus on you ever again and you're just a donkey for the rest of your life.
  • Dave: Didn't learn anything. (Don't be a fucking puppet-maker. Don't drink, don't smoke before bed. Don't listen to grasshoppers. DO listen to blue angels, follow your wooden puppets.)
  • James: Don't get swallowed by a whale, but it's okay if you do 'cause you can kinda live for a while.